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Doctor Doctor...People keep ignoring me!
Jokes
Next!
Q
: What is grey with 16 wheels?A:
An elephant on roller skates!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Q:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?A:
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
Q:
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?A:
Time to fix the fence!
Q:
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?A:
There are footprints in the butter!
Doctor Doctor...My son swallowed a pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil instead!
Q:
How do you know if an elephant is still in your fridgeA:
You can't quite close the door
Q:
How do you get down from an elephant?A:
You don't, you get down from a duck!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Yah
Yah who?
If you're that excited about a person at the door, imagine a phone call!
Doctor Doctor...I have a strawberry stuck to my head!
I think I'll give you some cream for that!
Q:
Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?A:
Because they don't have thumbs to ring the bell!
Q:
How do you get out of an elephant?A:
Run around until you get pooped out!
Q:
Why did the elephant paint his feet yellow?A:
So he could hide upside down in the custard!
Doctor Doctor...I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well pull yourself together then!
Q:
What is invisible and smells like a banana?A:
A monkey's fart!(oops, how did that one sneak in)
Q:
What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?A:
Someone laughing their head off!
Pupil:
But I don't think I deserve a zero on this examTeacher:
Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you